I'm not posting at the moment because I have a novel to finish by the end of March, and it's taking over all dimensions of my brain (and life) right now. Please bear with me.
If you could write a chapter or two for me as well, that would be very helpful.
Pictured below: the amazing self-portrait of Hongi Hika, carved by him during a visit to Australia in 1814. It's one of my absolute favourite things in the Auckland Museum.